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Thank you, I always get so confused about these kinds of posts and they do seem to pop up everywhere. 

Negging a recipe based on a picture (on a blog, not even in the actual cookbook), having never cooked or tasted the dish, is about as useful as people who leave 1 star movie reviews after watching a one minute trailer and not watching the actual movie.

No.

Your comment would make some sense if the ordinances were put in place with promises that it would cost less to the consumer or that it would maximize efficacy from a cook’s perspective (hint: they weren’t). User name definitely checks out.

My goodness, keep up this hyperactive hand-wringing and you’ll bleed all over your keyboard. No one is “having to stop and explain” why ordering a Negroni is not a racist ploy. Maybe you should subscribe to the rule that if you are only person in the world that thinks a totally harmless thing is actually racist, the

“MEN ARE SO SOFT THESE DAYS! But also, I am scared to order a cocktail that is named after a 19th century boozy French general because it starts with the same letter as a racial slur.”

Death to the three-tier distribution model. Distributors are near monopolies of absolutely no value and really limit a lot of craft breweries with amazing beers from being able to get their products into bottle shops and restaurants. Most of the great stuff in my area is only available in the taproom because they

I have already been feeling a little green after eating McDonalds for years

Sometimes when you are posted up alone at the counter of a Birmingham Waffle House past midnight, the only way out is to go through. Godspeed, friend.

It’s rare but this happened to me at a bar a few weeks ago. Best part was the bartender ending her shift stuck around to chat with the bartender who was supposed to be taking care of me at that point, and I got to do the fun awkward stare-at-two-people-while-they-ignore-you-because-I-need-another-beer for 5 minutes

Maybe the gods are telling you to just let the dream die?  Just because Drew isn’t here any more doesn’t mean we won’t shame you for your pro-mayo platform.

The youths call this a “goon sack.”

I always tip delivery drivers around 15%, less than what I typically give a server at a restaurant.

I just go for the chorizo, cheese, and egg breakfast sandwich on ciabatta.  Microwaved greasy goodness

My wife’s Starbucks espresso budget is....alarming, to say the least.  I am thinking of getting her a home espresso machine for Christmas but have nooooo idea where to begin as they seem to range from about $50 up to about $50,000...

Maybe its just a “your office” thing and you just don’t know as much as you think about how the “real world” works for the rest of us

I don’t just visit, I work in an office with about 250 employees in my building, and 100 of them probably have ear buds in right now.

An HR rep at my office used to (softly) play FM radio on a small radio in her office when I sat nearby. She asked me if it bothered me and I told her it didn’t, although she stopped pretty quickly so maybe someone else did not agree with me.

Did....did you just compare smoking/vaping policy for outdoor restaurant seating to desegregation during the Civil Rights era? And you think this is supposed to make him feel bad?

Tuition, cost of living, and housing costs have skyrocketed since my parents were my age while wages have not. The point is that no attitude/choice on my part could have prevented coming out of school under a mountain of debt, and yet my parents’ generation seem to think everyone my age is lazy and entitled and just