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The front page of USA today has a story from a conservative news personality (barf) who is comparing “boomer” to the N-word.  Truly magical times we live in.

I worked all three years of putting myself through law school and still came out with 6 figures of debt.  If only I would have changed my attitude! Where were you when I needed you most, friend!

I’ve struggled to explain what it is that makes bison burgers so special. Yes, bison—don’t call them buffalo, song be damned

/chefkiss

I feel like that scene at the end of Gettysburg when the remnants of Pickett’s troops came staggering back, bloodied and exhausted after their failed charge, just begging for another shot.

Does that make Cheez-It Pizzas the Deadspin of Pizza Hut’s properties?

Guys, someone please interact with me....I miss Deadspin and it’s so, so cold out here on my own....

Seconded that I would pay an Athletic-type subscription if the writers took their talents and started something of their own.

My knowledge of other blogs with a decent cross section of non-toxic commentariat ended with Kissing Suzy Kolber.  Suggestions welcome.

Where the fuck else am I supposed to go to read up on the fine print of Oddibe McDowell’s water bill?

+1

I remember in like 2006 when there were already stupid “stick to sports” takes in the comment threads (that weren’t an ouroboros of satire and actual business practices around here), someone was bitching about a particular blog and “why it doesn’t belong on a sports site.” One of the wise old leaders of the

I don’t really have anything to add - just trying to drive up visitor metrics and site interactions for these Stick to Sprotz stories.

I believe this is best described as Mons Piton semi-formal

That is Chris Gethard so I assume it is the now-cancelled Chris Gethard Show which was on like Tru TV or TBS.

The OU player flung himself into a K State player and fell to the ground without ever being engaged, and the ball hit him when he was on his way to the ground.  I don’t think that is being “blocked by an opponent into a kick.”  OU player got himself in that position, he wasn’t blocked into it.

I was recently chastised by a friend for putting empty beer cans straight in the recycling without rinsing. She said that those can’t be recycled, especially the really fruity or yeasty craft beers I usually have.  Is that actually the case? 

When I saw the header image I figured it was going to be about why putting “I am a Brother” over a black student’s image is problematic itself, but nobody else seems to think so, so I guess that makes me the racist?

I am about to turn 34 years old and the highlight of my entire fandom is a fucking Devin Hester kickoff return TD in a loss, and this guy is gonna tell me I’m the worst fan in football?