Not only is he local Pope, but he also runs a charitable organization for children located on the main drag downtown, Pope Troymaine Pope’s Toy Man on Main of Troy, Maine

Troymaine Pope (real player), not to be confused with Troy, Maine (real place)

You’re mostly right, although some of the places I see may not be described as “adequate housing” given the condition or number of kids/people living there. That said, needing a reliable car is a fact of life out here, basically 100% of jobs require a vehicle to get to and from. I guess personally I would opt for the…

As an attorney - and if I know anything about competitive swimming, I can tell you that the outcome here really all deep ends.

In my rural Midwestern hometown it is all too common to see a new F-150 and the Mrs’ new SUV sitting out front of a dilapidated double wide trailer.

I am on board with this timeline if climate change somehow erases the PNW, forcing Portland’s franchise to merge with Denver’s. Then you would be able to send Jokic onto the floor as the general of the Nugget Blazers, brought to you by McDonalds(TM).

“I wish we could find some bullshit excuse to get together.”

I heard those cells were out on a dance floor converting biochemical energy from nutrients into adenosine triphosphate right next to Spleen, so the question you have to ask is: “who is the real victim here?”

He could always go where I go when there’s something I simply can’t handle: bars.

The Bears should sign Bridgewater in the offseason, he certainly looks like a better play than Mitchy T.

Intestateing story, bro

The Vikings have won the NFC North twice since 2010, the same number of times as the Bears, and three less than the Packers. The Lions (of course, LOL) haven’t won it. And they have already lost to the Packers and Bears this year. That’s not exactly “continued dominance.”

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again, as they say.

I work on the NFL Concussion Settlement every day, and seeing names come across my desk that I recognize always makes me wince.  I have never once felt celebratory about a guy coming to us because of brain injuries.   And yet.......

What, you’ve never ripped a tasty tube and been barely able to keep your eyes open, finally nod off, and shit yourself in your sleep? What kinda strains you smokin’ my man?!

The evidence is Crystal clear.

Great read

But nobody asks me if I consent to having to watch Howie’s feet in his Sketchers ads?  TALK ABOUT DOUBLE STANDARDS

who is this joke even foyer

Everyone is griping at each other while we need Ramsey to combat the greatest threat to humankind, the White Welkers.