Is Cousins the more boring Jay Cutler?

so the Chicago gods giveth, and so they taketh away

I heard they’ve already contracted a really embarrassing case of TB12

Aren’t I?

There’s a special place in hell for people who take holiday weekends for weddings (NYE, Memorial Day, Labor Day). I am not trying to use one of the few built in 3 day weekends I have all year at your wedding!

Modelo Especial, Pacifico, and especially Negra Modelo are all far superior to Tecate, but points for shitting on Corona because that stuff is gross.

I mean, Go ‘Hoos and all, but France would have beat the snot out of UVA about 178-29.

Sivik, Smith says, informed him that he had been identified as the fan who poured a beer on Titans’ player Logan Ryan during the Browns’ game at FirstEnergy Stadium on Sunday afternoon. [...] Smith was informed he was banned from the stadium.

NFL Ownership Meeting Minutes - 9/9/19

Raiders fans should have been wary from the start - Antonio Brown is just an anagram for “No, not rainbow...”  Or, if you like, “Brain Not On.....Ow...”

If the Raiders chose not to fine him the second time, I think AB would have just kept poking the bear until they released him, whether it was sitting out a regular season game, or whatever. I think he got into the Raiders building months ago and decided “you know what, fuck this. I need to win now and this team isn’t…

As a cranially-endowed individual, I feel the need to step up and remind everyone that #NotAllBigHeadedMen

Waiting for Buff Man

lol get fucked dude

I’ll go with olympic crew team coxswain, thankyouverymuch

uhh what?  You said it would not show up on X-ray, the reply says it actually WOULD show up on an x-ray, but that’s “what you were saying?”

#JUSTICEFORRAYRICE

UPDATE:  Raiders are seeking potential ways to void AB’s entire contract!!!!  Not even kidding

Absolutely delightful +1

Not just a plaintiff that doesn’t need the money, but a plaintiff with enough clout and personal resources to make enough of a stink for this to go public in the first place. These cops know there are cameras rolling and feel so untouchable they taze a guy, stomp him, and joke about OT pay anyway!  If the “suspect”…