But when the injuries pile on top of one another, and the residue from each one sticks to your bones, and your muscles refuse to forget what you’ve put them through, then your “love of the game” finally gets a cup-check, and that’s right about at the age of 27 or 28.

HONH HONH HONH, MONSIEUR

This is a different crowd of Philly Jerks than I am used to hanging out with

Exceedingly polite and mature response from someone calling themselves I’m a Stupid Baby

can’t argue with science

Turn down the grill’s coal

The biggest thing I learned from this thread is that y’all are wearing some bargain bin fucking undies. Spring the $20 a pair for Duluth Trading Company Buck Naked boxer briefs and thank me later.  No wandering, fly works great, no muss no fuss.

I’ll never know why I got pushed back into the grey.

Willy:

Yeah I feel like such a wimp for refusing to strap myself to a jet engine and blow myself to smithereens in the desert, like a REAL human being

Yes, because 17 inning baseball games and soccer ties definitely both happen with the same frequency.  Great argument. Wonderful whataboutism.

Why does every WYTS have a Pats fan in the comments that somehow makes it about them?  Extra points for squeezing in the number of Super Bowls they have in the last several years.  WE KNOW DUDE, WE ALL KNOW, JUST LET US HAVE ONE FUCKING BLOG WHERE WE CAN FOCUS ON SOMEONE ELSE

I will never understand how eager dipshit Kinja posters couldn’t recognize any joke crafted beyond a reaction gif image without shitting their pants in a haughty reply that completely misses the point

Send in Von Miller to blindside your average high school algebra teacher 5 times a day and see how long they last on the job

“The Eagles are the East Coast version of the Chicago Bears”

if Jon Gruden can put up with 20 percent less ground, and holes where holes shouldn’t be

If you want to see Rodgers throw 9 TDs a game, just tune in for the games where he plays the Bears.

It was after a Panthers game, it’s more likely he took this out of Cam’s locker.

I still have this GI Joe (sans hammer) in my attic to this day

Feels a little wrong to run this deal when the Amazon rainforest is literally on fire because of clearcutting and burning for raising beef cattle.

Feels a little wrong to run this deal when the Amazon rainforest is literally on fire because of clearcutting and…