“Postseason suspensions are only explicitly reserved for players that test positive for performance-enhancing drugs.”

More fat guys, fewer guys with two-outcome ABs. Take Dante Bichette for example. A hearty specimen to be sure, but dude has six full seasons of .300 or better average, including a .330 average in 1995 when he also hit 40 dongs and had 128 RBI (Coors Field notwithstanding). This is the kind of GAMER HEFT I am looking…

I don’t love the idea of pitchers PHing because of injury risk swinging or running the bases, but damn if I was Dusty Baker looking down my bench for a clutch hit in 2003 and seeing Paul Bako, Augie Ojeda, and Trent Hubbard, I might put a bat in Carlos’ hands too.

The very last thing the game of baseball needs is more home runs/strikeouts from beefy DH types.

“The Los Angeles Angels” translates to The The Angels Angels. Unbeatable.

Counterpoint:  LeBron James has played in 94% of the possible games he could and has never missed a playoff game, and is 5 years older than Boogie

If I had to guess, Phoenix, New York, or Charlotte.

Any other time of the year I might by sympathetic but as a Cubs fan after a 3-game sweep, go kick rocks.

It is truly the worst way to watch your team lose a majority of their games.  5-0 at the end of the 7th and I turned it off to play video games until I got a text from my buddy “sorry about your bets.”

Here lies Dana, below this board

Sam and Bryan need to start a club up there in the frozen north. WYTS is not necessarily the best forum to share deep personal trauma, fellas

You attempts to sound smug have only outed you as the real buffoon here. How can you not believe in Bill Belichick and Tom Brady?

My favorite budget brand coffee is Chock Full O’Nuts because (1) it sounds like the purveyors don’t even give a shit about this stuff, or else why give this name to a nutless product; and (2) it comes in a big ass can that feels like it came from a 1940's mechanics garage for like $2.

holy shit

It sounds like the only part of Razor’s comment you disagree with is that James is a “hometown” talent because he absolutely went back to a team with a dreadful roster and physically dragged them to a title on his back. I think Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love’s post-LeBron careers how shined a light on those two polished…

Even the fans themselves are confused: “We had our third non-losing season in 20 years”

I believe that was Pope Emilio Bonifacio

I heard they are looking at producing a “Hard Knocks” style doc on the Buddha’s rookie season with the Spurs called Dharma and Gregg

Getting inexplicably annoyed at people who are diehard fans of teams they have no geographic stake in is one of my least favorite attributes.  I know I shouldn’t care, but I do.  My FIL is a Yankees and Packers fan, damn frontrunner.

“Take from me this swag, and wear of it, for this is a state of Supreme being.”