Judge Anita Brody, MDL 2323 in federal court for the Eastern District of PA. Seeger is definitely not popular with a lot of the other plaintiffs’ attorneys, mostly all centered around the $112 million or so set aside in a separate fund meant to compensate firms that did common benefit work on behalf of the entire…

I’m actually with the NCAA on this one.  If you have an agent that forwent college to pursue more lucrative work opportunities, I just can’t imagine how that qualifies you to mentor young men who are choosing to forgo college for more lucrative work opportunities. Better to go the route Adam Silver did, and get a poli…

How deliciously Canadian. We have something similar down here in the States, I have one bulletproof vest for my commute, a more lightweight one for yard work, and a formal one for work that has a tie painted on it and can be tucked into khakis.

Ed Werder sounds like someone in the Midwest complaining about shower issues

OK then, calm your tits, Worthington. Now try and sell me on how throwing bananas at black players is just a cheeky British way of suggesting more potassium in your favorite player’s diet to prevent cramps, and I guess racism in English soccer is solved!

Interesting, thanks.

Well, which is it? Is he “little dick,” “chihuahua ass,” “pussy,” “bitch-ass pussy,” or a “puss?” I’M GONNA NEED SOME MORE CONSISTENCY IN YOUR GENITAL-BASED INSULTS, SIR

Don’t mind me, I’m just gonna keep starring every one of these sub-replies.   

What’s Cody Parkey up to?  Hosting some sort of local GMA-type show in North Platte, Nebraska, I assume?

I am not willing to say that isn’t the case, but I wonder if this just isn’t a Milkshake Duck situation where nobody needed to really dig into AB’s personality when he was on winning teams for a stable franchise and now he works for John Gruden for the Los Oakvegas Also-Rans.

I am genuinely fascinated by the number of helmets your lifestyle requires, both professionally and recreationally.

criminally underrated +1

NFL would argue that any hit that resulted in a catastrophic injury would likely have fucked him up in any helmet was caused by the player or the defender taking unnecessary action prohibited by the rulebook that led to injury.

I’m assuming the franchise in question is Sport Clips?

He at least earned a few brownie points with English soccer fans by referring to Lukaku as “boy” - hearts and minds, Luke, hearts and minds.

This caws for change in owl law enforcement handles these cases. A kid like Werts has too much taloned for them to be robin him of practice time.

I like to think that everyone (like me) reads that taped-up jersey not as “Haskins” for the rookie, but as “HA!  Skins.....”

Even if the 99 lives cheat code worked for WASH QB’s, they would still have to sign someone off the scrap heap in December.

God damn what a treat Dewey Beach is, though.  It’s like visiting Jurassic Park except for juiced-up frat boys in tank tops razzed on White Claws.  I went for my bachelor party and it was a.....singular experience

Yeah, they are dating. You can’t just casually walk out to the mound and kiss every woman who throws out the first pitch on the lips, trust me, I’ve tried.