All time worst commentator team? Hold my beer!

It’s actually 17 additional yards from the LOS when you take the endzone distance and how far back the holder is from the center. Not to take the wind out of your sails - I would hope any coach could do the math anyway*

The fact that you remember a missed FG from 30 years ago seems to support Nagy’s argument rather than the one you are trying to make.

His legal name is Mattematics Nagy

Should have picked any other city for your fake Pats story, pal. You and I both know there are no Chargers fans in San Diego.

Curt Schilling: *cums

You laugh, but those high tech prisons are absolutely going to solve L.A.’s real estate pricing spike. I want to live in THAT America, where every individual can afford to live in downtown L.A., regardless of occupation or income!

“You ain’t got no rings, Coach Quinn”

“However, because I never gave up hope either due to sheer faith in the team, pure delusional or a mix of both”

The only thing Green Bay fans are uniquely qualified re: their fingers are taking over shifts for the dike-plugging Dutch boy.

I just can’t wait for the Packers to make defeating the Bears their personal “Super Bowl” as Rodgers declines, where they will still manage to put it all together and fucking curbstomp CHI twice a year but will go out the next week and get blown out 41-17 to, like, the Bills.  Lots of shots of Clay Matthews cheering…

As an American Bears fan - MY GOD MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE ARE GOOD TEAMS TO BE HAD LITERALLY RIGHT THERE!  You don’t see me rooting for Huddersfield, do you?!?!  RUN, RUN!

I love that Bears and Packers fans finally have some sympathy for one another because of these overrated DBs.  It is heartwarming

Cutler’s best season in 2010 with the Bears his #1 and #2 WRs? Devin Hester and Johnny Fucking Knox. And a turnstile of an O-line that got him absolutely crushed every down.  Let’s not pretend Jay had much better targets, that 2017 offensive group notwithstanding.

It’s still legitimately shocking to read WYTS submissions about how Rodgers is so clearly in decline because I am shell-shocked from a decade of him turning into Captain America every fucking time the Bears take the field (and will continue to do so in 2019 and beyond, mark my words, the Pack might go 5-11 but two of…

Can you please point to the part of the comment where you made it clear you were talking about the year 2000?  Because wut

Scwartz who is now DC for the Eagles, in a stunning display of continuing to fail upwards from the dregs of the league until he landed on an actually good team despite being a joyless, brainless chud.

What the fuck is this supposed to accomplish?  Refreshing ads?  Trying to keep multiple people from screenshotting a single ticket and trying to come in?  Surely that can be dealt with more easily.

They told me I could but choose between the Bills and Lions, so I told them “I choose death.”

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