I am having trouble coming up with a less objectionable response from KD on why he wanted to leave than “I wanted to” and cannot imagine a 500 word takedown blog on any other player that just switched teams this season for providing that response.  

If I want to see gory footage of a young, bright-eyed American being repeatedly fed into a woodchipper from which he emerges bloodied and a hollow, changed man (if he emerges at all), I will stick with Saving Private Ryan.

If I want to see gory footage of a young, bright-eyed American being repeatedly fed into a woodchipper from which he emerges bloodied and a hollow, changed man (if he emerges at all), I will stick with Saving Private Ryan.

Peterman wasn’t even a rookie last year, so I guess we can distill your comment down to “Putting bad QBs on the field surrounded by bad teammates is bad.” Thank you for that searing insight.

You created this burner to make a comment about an “SEC defence [sic]” for a team that is not even in the SEC? Delicious.

Yet somehow Josh Allen managed to look respectable behind the same O-line Peterman flailed around behind?

When it comes playoff time, the Tribe won’t just beat their opponents, they’ll wampum.

Source?  Or do you just not like those damn kids out there looking like they are actually having FUN

Are you kidding me?  I drove across the entire state, it’s like the Walking Dead.  More shitty, boarded up no-name towns and shuffling meth addicts than you can shake a stick at.

I haven’t seen a crisp left hook landed like that in a baseball brawl in a while, usually it’s a bunch of mild jostling and mouthing off. Dude’s got brass balls, but yeah, his friends can have him.

Peak Kinja.

“I went to school in the ’90s and plenty of kids were into the Dead, even though The Dead were old and I hated them”

Didn’t some guy attend Berkeley completely naked for like an entire semester?

Well, hell, why didn’t you stop and say hello to me!?

Jexsonville Jeguars

“And fuck everyone who clowns on the pools; it’s hot as shit down here.”

You did see “shameless homer,” correct?

Love it when someone waters down a joke by pointing out the obvious reference

Sickly sweet, syrupy soda in my pilsner? No fucking thank you

I would probably take Kershaw, Buehler, and Ryu in LA over the Mets.  But that is a solid 3.  Lester, Hendricks, Darvish isn’t bad either but I am a shameless homer.