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Obvious troll is obvious!

“Yeah, I have never read/watched any puff pieces about Brady’s “game preparation,” fitness regimen, or how he “eats, breathes, and sleeps football” said no one, ever.

Yeah baseball definitely hasn’t changed at all and Mike Trout definitely would not go 50/50 with 40 home runs against say, Christy Mathewson.  Great take.

Jim Cooke is a treasure

There is literally a 1-800 number NFL players can call, give the name of any drug or supplement they may take, and get an immediate ruling about whether it contains banned substances.  I am all for sticking it to the NFL but holy shit can’t these guys do the BARE MINIMUM before ingesting drugs to make sure it’s not

In my lovely state, I am legally allowed to shoot you in the face if you set foot on my property without my permission, I don’t think anyone is gonna try and charge me for towing some asshole’s Tesla off my fucking grass.

My brain went to Anthony Michael Hall for some reason and I was real confused about this comment

If I had to guess?  UNDERproved, OVERbaked

Bald Man Gets Frayed

Bald Man Gets Frayed

I haven’t seen a parent blatantly abandon their kid in the face of danger like this since I watched Force Majeure

He’s completely dodging the real issue with this publicity stunt - still no apology for those god-awful tattoos?  Guy has a 40's pin-up girl, an eagle, a tribal band, his name “LEWAN” on his tricep (which he previously had to get laser-removed because it said “LEMAN”) and a stick figure on his hand that he explains is

I throw that baby in the oven for 5-7 minutes gets it greasy again with a nice crunch to the dough - fuck cold pizza.

That does sound like his chief complaint

If they wanted to rebrand the team to honor the Brannock Device why not go with White Sox?

I still play fantasy football and baseball through Yahoo and it’s light years better than ESPN or CBS sports.

This move is called “pulling a Jim Edmonds”

A local church here rents one every year for their Christmas nativity performance, so somebody out there is driving camels around for rent. I am always surprised at just how big those fuckers really are

A local church here rents one every year for their Christmas nativity performance, so somebody out there is driving camels around for rent. I am always surprised at just how big those fuckers really are

lol who actually uses Yahoo! for sports news? AltaVista, AskJeeves, and Lycos are providing way fresher content, why go anywhere else?