Well put. Too bad we can’t just get Burneko to ban G/O management, that usually works in these kinds of situations. Of course, they would just create a burner.

No! Tom, do not try to meet three good bears. Chances are, you’ll only meet one. And it won’t be good.

“If you’re gonna try that fake FG shit on me, you better be more creative.”

The greatest buffet I have ever indulged in was a Popeye’s buffet. There was one about 20 minutes away from my first job out of college. We’d take extra long lunches to go there once or twice a month.

And they give away most of the climax - partly because they’re so damn long, but also because the studios just can’t help themselves to give part of the money shot.

Maybe this is all unfair. ...

They must have thought they Brad Wing back there.

Officially, as an entire organization? Yes.

Dear God, this thing is taking on a life of its own. I hear Splinter cackling with madness, realizing its crazy plan to infiltrate all of Kinja is entering its final stages. Next stop: The Takeout and Lifehacker.

You’re typing and realize you misspelled something.

Deadspin is totally fine with anyone ripping on anyone else no matter their condition, except in the case of commenters ripping on writers. That is a HUGE no-no.

No doubt. I’m getting tired of this crap. All they did was win a wild card game, save these celebrations for the LCS and WS.

“It would be worse.”

Beer and champagne? I didn’t see Miller High Life.

Burfict on the phone with ORD: “So if I promise not to hit people, I can wear my helmet out on the tarmac when I start work next week?”

How the hell has no one posted this yet?

This is an interesting article featuring the guy who oversaw the construction. I think they had to go cheap, because if the budget was any higher then the new sales tax wouldn’t have passed. The cost of the Ballpark was $191 million compared to $150 million (1989 dollars) just for the roof at SkyDome.

This is Kinja*, so there is no line that can’t be crossed.

A true sign of how far this site has fallen. This should have been written as follows:

Alex Cora crying about something? Always a great excuse to post my favorite photo of him.