As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

One Bad Dog I Met

Tom, if this unfortunate situation continues, may we have bears? 

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

These are extremely good dogs, Tom. Thank you.

You just KNOW the floor is littered with Filet O’ Fish wrappers and Big Mac boxes.  Oh wait, the McRib is back...

David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.

“It was impossible for the ball to take that trajectory.”

“But when I Zapruder it, looks more legit.”

If we are going to talk about human victory cigars and not bring up Brian Scalabrine what are we even doing here?

Oh, and movie trailers are better now, too.

Keep trotting out this kind of funny! It be-hoofs you!

Only two franchises are capable of such horseshit.

Sure, the guy with the ball got tackled but the guy with the cocaine made it to the parking lot and got away clean.

“The MLS All-Star team, but without all the good foreign players”

Yeah, but do they support equal pay?