As a 5'7" man, I agree that am comfortable in just about any cramped situation (plane seat, back seat of a car, crawl spaces, etc.). But I would gladly take #24.

Can’t wait for Westbrook to show pregame with his butt on a shirt. Or chaps. Just chaps.

From that distance, they could’ve really used Scott Sterling.

Always good to see someone appreciate a good play, even when you’re on the wrong side of it.

With a comment like that, you’re lucky Kelsey didn’t write this.

And yet when the Eagles went for it in Week 1 early in the third, analyst Charles Davis was against it.

I wonder, will the 1972 Dolphins have a champagne party when this year’s Dolphins win their first game?

Identity revealed:

Wow, 30 minutes? And Burneko hasn’t taking it down for disparaging words aimed at the writers?

Kliff Kingsbury breathes a sigh of relief.

Someone say pot o’ gold?

Thank God he didn’t snag a foul ball within 20' feet of this kid.

I’m all for the removal of the n-word from our society, but that’s the one word that gets redacted?

Of course he’s ungreyed. He didn’t say anything that might offend a Deadspin writer.

Yeah, but once he gets a criminal charge, the Cowboys will sign him.

Watson is the reason the Texans are fun to watch. He might be in a 12-yard shotgun by week five just trying to stay healthy.

I feel bad for Murray. He was 3-8 in Grand Slam finals, with all the losses against Djokovic (5) and Federer (3). He got pushed out of the Big 4 to make it the Big 3, basically because he wasn’t phenomenal - I guess somewhere between really, really good and borderline great.

The only two times none of the big 3 were in the semis in this timeframe:

With Rafa being the only Big 3 member left and still in the QF, it’s time to break out one of my favorite stats... Since Federer’s first Grand Slam finals appearance 16 years ago (65 tournaments), these are the only finals without Federer, Nadal, or Djokovic:

The werewolf is called a rougarou - a beast that lives in the swamps, one of those legends probably told to misbehaving kids.