“That guy, the one who’s huge and totally ripped and considered a great athlete by NBA standards, that’s the dude I’m gonna pick a fight with!”

And if you want to stay that way, remember to vote so Andrew Scheer doesn’t win this October.

Fuck oui

Just when I thought Jerry Falwell Jr. had good taste in men.

It's NBA. You can score in your own basket

This is just like my dad and me, only instead of hitting home runs for large sums of money, I’m an emotionally distant borderline alcoholic who can’t communicate a lifetime full of disappointment with a disengaged, functionally absentee parent. So cool!

If he came out of a box, he’d be super over.

You knew the Scott Adams TRUTHERS would be out in force on this.

Since right wingers love spouting off conspiracy theories, we may as well apply those theories to righties themselves: I think Scott Adams sponsored this shooting to promote his app. Prove me wrong, Scott!

And if so, why didn’t you set it on fire and barricade the door?

Reminds me of Hardball on the Commodore 64. If you put a position player in as a pitcher, his pitch selection was “Fat Pitch, Fat Pitch, Fat Pitch, Fat Pitch.”

“There’s this website called “The Daily Stormer” that is saying it would love to sponsor you!”

I would have gone with “small town in England.”

Why would the NFL rethink this? It benefits the front office at the expensive of the players - it’s working perfectly in their eyes. 

until the colonel removes the cheeto chicken sandwich, a restaurant will be destroyed every night. this i swear to you

Brodus apparently treated Cameron and Naomi like crap when they were the Funkadactyls. Talking down to them, making sure they knew they were only there to get him over. He apparently yelled at them before a match at Wrestlemania, and a plot point on Total Divas (I know, I know, reality TV, but it’s one of the few bits…

Britt should have known that if she wanted him to stop, all she had to do was call his Momma.

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

I just got paid on Friday. How much for just one jaw punch?