Nah. Bye week. Perfect for him to heal up and try again.

He’s not the same boy he used to be.

I laughed. Now I hate myself and you. Enjoy your +1 you skeevy fucker.

“Mr. Brown, this is a girl’s scout meeting.” 

As usual, I look more forward to the Bills appearance on WYTS than opening day.

And the NHLer most likely to have a Richard Zednik moment next season is...

That isn’t low-hanging fruit. This is:

Looks like the Funkasaurus has a brain the size of a walnut.

Mets gonna Met.

Mets gonna Met.

For those of you desperate for football highlights, enjoy 110 yards worth of missed field goal return from Brandon Banks.

I see your Judo Joe Black and raise you Paul Fisher, who can’t even lock up properly, and almost Kevin Wares his leg taking a clothesline.

Bigoted Quebecers? Surprise-o-meter at zero.

Bigoted Quebecers? Surprise-o-meter at zero.

Just go back to this, and all will be well:

But at least they don’t have that Tyrod fellow anymore.

But at least they don’t have that Tyrod fellow anymore.

At least his wikipedia entry shows the maturity of the Bills fanbase.

Birdcages ain’t gonna line themselves.

Better than a chicken hawk mask.