It’s dusty in here.

Those guys are all classic desperation fantasy waiver wire pickups when your first four options are all dead by Week 14.

Those kids were compliant, so it was fine.

If you think about it, it’s really the fans’ fault. They just didn’t tomahawk chop hard enough and the players didn’t feel any support.

This seems like the reason you WOULD go see the Bills... You get to watch natural selection in action and then see a football game after. What's not to like?

Exactly. How was this going to end well? Evil Knievil had a better plan for the Snake River Canyon.

Some kids in Africa are going to be using that table for the next decade or so. 

In all of the lists of Senators mishaps from 2018 one that almost never gets mentioned is Cody Ceci’s dinner party where one of the guests was lit on fire.

Gotta say, that bank is on point with the potential frauds. Hearing “Fan requires $724 worth of beer to get through Dolphins game” sounds uncannily plausible.

He sits in front of the TV all day laughing at Paw Patrol. He’s stoned!

Yet another superb life decision from a young man whose lifespan is probably now measured in days.

Sheesh, you make one little typo and get eternally flamed.

“Jane?”

I laughed. Now I hate myself and you. Enjoy your +1 you skeevy fucker.

isn’t every pirate looking for a sunken chest a some booty?

He knows. He has a 14 year old sister after all. I’m worried about all of those grown men out there who don’t have 14 year old sisters, and thus have no way of knowing that grown men raping children is bad.

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really,” per the court record.

2019 Jets Nightmares, ranked

Steelers fans like him again now