When tables are outlawed, only outlaws will have tables.

Hopefully, Ernie does not believe in 2nd Amendment solutions to this problem.

I paid to see a Mets game this year.

Everything old is new again.

Not photoshopped.

Just substitute bigotry towards First Nations for whomever Northern Florida hates the most, and you’re home!

Amanda Head? You’d think she’d ditch the porn name if they were trying for a serious commercial.

What? No mention of their now-deleted tweet as to how the game would certainly go on tonight because of the roof?

What? No mention of their now-deleted tweet as to how the game would certainly go on tonight because of the roof?

I don’t think she’s taken a bump yet, but it might be time for the WWE to invoke concussion protocol.

They really should do a Scared Straight for the players during their first season in Buffalo.

They really should do a Scared Straight for the players during their first season in Buffalo.

Not entirely correct. While the vandalism and fighting is really nothing new to the tailgating experience in Orchard Park, nudity mercifully isn’t. Nobody wants to see Zeeb from Cheektowaga show off the li’l Losman.

Not entirely correct. While the vandalism and fighting is really nothing new to the tailgating experience in Orchard Park, nudity mercifully isn’t. Nobody wants to see Zeeb from Cheektowaga show off the li’l Losman.

I confess that the first thing I did was check out the Royals roster so I could guess as to which player was most likely playing pocket pool during the presentation. Brandon Maurer would be my bet.

I confess that the first thing I did was check out the Royals roster so I could guess as to which player was most likely playing pocket pool during the presentation. Brandon Maurer would be my bet.

Metal Machine Music Part 1

Now that is how you write a clickbait headline.

White people. Geez.