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If you ever needed an example of an organization doing whatever they can to sabotage and undermine a person’s career is what McDermott and ownership did last year. Peterman is barely a Division 1 quarterback. He is actually playing in the NFL. And all these pundits like Smith, Dilfer and the main water-carrier Greer

I think this Make-A-Wish has probably gone on for long enough.

Don’t tape me bro!

What’s the difference between Gritty and Donald Trump?

Hazing: gang initiation for rich white kids.

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

The tables are made in JIINA, breaking them is like burning Nikes, smashing coffee machines, etc and is protected free speech by the Constitutions. 

There are so many no-sells in that tailgating video I thought for a second I was watching a Young Bucks match.

Suddenly all of Buffalo gonna be taking a knee. Fuck da police.

You’re all koala and no eucalyptus.

They’re cheering because he opened a store in Buffalo selling folding tables for really cheap.

HA HA U R GHEY PUZZY!!!

same!

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Someone set it to Khachaturian’s Sabre Dance. It almost synchs up perfectly.

I hate when people use “literally” when it isn’t warranted, but I literally peed a little and scared my dogs from laughing when she came through the ceiling. Watching it 4 or 5 times is just so comical...

If I had 100 guesses as to where this took place, I’d guess Florida 100 times out of 100.  If after those 100 guesses you told me it happened in Canada and then asked me where this happened, I’d still guess Florida. 

You know, I was wondering how they were going to continue Trailer Park Boys after John Dunworth’s death. 

I know, right?

I thought I’d add a new take on a fan favorite.

“This girl really likes me. And all I have to do is send her the plane fare from the Ukraine to Providence and we’re totally going to hook up.”