Mining was a huge part of our lives growing up—- Fed our families.

“These ‘scars’ tell my history which include a dark time when I was in prison”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

In the unlikely event that you’re too old, too white, or, just a nerdy shut-in, the meaning in the headline “going HAM” can be found here. (‘Hard as a motherfucker’ (that is, apparently this flight attendant was exhibiting a notably high Mohs scale; likely somewhere between Quartz and Topaz))

I dunno about that, man. The Braves touched him up somethin’ fierce using just two-and-a-half foot poles.

That woman is exhibit A for what happens when you sell your soul to Milhouse for $5.

If we’re bringing this all back to the NES days, I think someone needs to pop Dame Lillard out of the system and blow into him.

Yes. And may the fleas of 1,000 camels infest each of them.

Los Gatos police

Oi! look at the gob on that one!

The Kalamitous Kleveland Kurse.

The best coverage of this is coming from the Star Phoenix - one set of parents lives a quarter mile away and got to the scene even before the volunteer fire crews. 

This is exactly why I’ve never signed with the Yankees

I know it’s tough being a middle child.

I look forward to his apology press conference.

Thomas Jefferson must be rolling over in his slave.

Who’s a good boy?! The Retrievers are good boys! Good boys!

It’d be nice if someone fed this guy a few hooks.

I mean, I’ll take the 74 Argos fans left in the city over the thousands of performative Hipster doofuses at TFC games but sure.

The Leafs are good, the Raptors are good, the Argos are defending champs...it almost seems like things here are too good to be true and nothing can...