In fairness, they’re now free of the horror of having an effective black quarterback. They’re now free to draft a somewhat less effective but super scrappy white dude the fanbase can pin all their hopes on until week 5 or so when they realize he sucks.

pssst. he’s white

psst. he’s black.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Still closer to Ottawa than Kanata.

Welp, I’m in love with this woman.

Like most athletes who wind up in Sacremento, he was confused, upset, and looked for any way to get the hell out of there.

Did you miss the “Barstool” bit?

I think the erection they get holding a fully automatic assault rifle is around 30% more turgid than the one associated with its semi-automatic counterpart.

Detailed analysis of dong shots is just one of the many features that keeps readers returning to this site.

It’s racist and so are you.

sorry, bigoted. Feel better, snowflake?

Remember kids, you count on Clay, you’ll end up poor; and poor kids get lice.

And yet try to tell this man there’s no difference between Pat’s and Geno’s. 

Your move, Bills Mafia.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

I’d like to think this might dissuade other cities from giving billionaires money for stadiums in the future. Also, I am an extremely dumb person.

In 2019. In 2019. And they can still profit off it. C’mon man. What a fucking farce. Giving idiots a year warning, they can only expect even more motherfuckers in redface. Fuck.

They didn’t completely fuck it up. He got manslaughter instead of murder. Baby steps. Soon we will get actual justice for all.......I hope.

When it’s time to shut down MSU athletics, can we all unite to stop this one thing that will inevitably happen before it even starts? Let’s all band together and make sure every potential recruit gets this: