No, but he killed the Carolinas for a while.

It’s like if Thursday Night Football were every game.

I hadn’t heard the myth that women never lie about abuse. What I have heard is that roughly 2% of assault and abuse accusations are fabricated by women. We can quibble over that number but surely you agree the overall percentage is pretty low, right?

“Hello everyone, today’s non-stop flight to Cooperstown will involve a brief layover in Providence, Rhode Island.”

“Hello Curt Schilling, this is the director of the Hall of Fame, and ahhh, yup. You got in. Congrats buddy. Now we’re going to need to get you to a promotional event. It’s going to be at 5037 Connecticut Avenue, Washi...Oh, you know the address. Cool, also remember to eat my ass Baba Booey, Baba Booey”

Gravity.

I GOT THIS ONE!

The fan ought to make sure he’s within his rights to keep the medal—otherwise, he could be charged with larseny.

me texting at the 2-minute warning: “I can’t believe I’m here rooting for Andy fucking Dalton”
me yelling at TV 1 minute later: “YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING GINGER PRINCE!!!”

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

Wow, the last place I’d expect this story from is Florida.

We have, as of this week, two rescue greyhounds in the home. An understanding of their behavior is now dawning upon me...

A stable secular democracy elects a guy, who while a bit conservative and disdainful of civil liberties, at least promised a return of national pride. Sure some of his more extreme views might be cause for concern, but the nation had a strong liberal constitution in place to safeguard against this. Nothing to worry…

FWIW, that wax ring looks pretty thick, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a newer toilet. If you’re stealing appliances, you’ve got at least 2 guys, so uninstalling a toilet could be done in 90 seconds. If it’s a nice toilet, you could resell for $200 maybe. So the cost benefit makes sense. I realize I’m defending…

The police have nothing to go on.

That’s Zwart Piet. He’s a Moor, but many people are calling for less.

Van Gogh to the hospital immediately!!!

Yeah, in this day in age, if an underaged teen wants to show off a cool trick she can do, it’s her fault that some creepy as fuck 30 year old at a toilet bowl of a website calls her hot. Clearly she’s at fault here.

Go fuck yourself