Malodorous Attitude Gets A couple of yokels fired.

As someone who grew up in NW Iowa and bolted for the Twin Cities as soon as I was able, this is exactly correct

Native #1: The first three names we gotta remember are Joe Smith, George Johnson, and Thomas Williams for Plymouth. They have a lot of ... um, apparently...

Go fuck yourself.

Just keeping up the tradition of Pat’s tight ends trying to kill people.

#MoiAussi

Now, I may simply be a small-town country lawyer and I don’t quite get how things go in your big city courthouses but reading over this story I don’t quite see that anyone is alleging a sexual assault took place but, rather, some inappropriate workplace emails were sent.

It’s still early enough in Peterman’s career to get a nickname to stick. What do we think about “White Privilege”?

More like he’ll need Poise because he just wet the bed.

Where’s the fucking Hatfields when you need them.

the student who was hit has been to the hospital twice because of post-concussion syndrome

Maybe he was Born in the USA: “Got in a little hometown jam, so they put a rifle in my hand. Sent me off to a foreign land, to go and kill the yellow man.”

Are The Bills Actually Good?

It’s fine. She was dressed in a way that was inviting this to happen.

BILL-C-W! BILL-C-W! BILL-C-W!

Fuckin’ jesus is out here ruining everything.

Here’s one you can’t blame on Shifty and D-Money, Maine.

I made a burner account just to mock the idiots that took your comment seriously. This is why our country is circling the toilet - we’re not even smart enough to get incredibly, incredibly obvious sarcasm anymore, let alone fix our myriad national problems.

These facts just do not matter to most non-Indians.

Well to be fair the natives come from a school that is located on the poorest reservation in America with unbelievable poverty, infant mortality rates and rampant addiction issues. So.....they kind of had it coming.