They’re cheering because he opened a store in Buffalo selling folding tables for really cheap.

HA HA U R GHEY PUZZY!!!

same!

Someone set it to Khachaturian’s Sabre Dance. It almost synchs up perfectly.

I hate when people use “literally” when it isn’t warranted, but I literally peed a little and scared my dogs from laughing when she came through the ceiling. Watching it 4 or 5 times is just so comical...

If I had 100 guesses as to where this took place, I’d guess Florida 100 times out of 100.  If after those 100 guesses you told me it happened in Canada and then asked me where this happened, I’d still guess Florida. 

You know, I was wondering how they were going to continue Trailer Park Boys after John Dunworth’s death. 

I know, right?

I thought I’d add a new take on a fan favorite.

“This girl really likes me. And all I have to do is send her the plane fare from the Ukraine to Providence and we’re totally going to hook up.”

Mining was a huge part of our lives growing up—- Fed our families.

“These ‘scars’ tell my history which include a dark time when I was in prison”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

In the unlikely event that you’re too old, too white, or, just a nerdy shut-in, the meaning in the headline “going HAM” can be found here. (‘Hard as a motherfucker’ (that is, apparently this flight attendant was exhibiting a notably high Mohs scale; likely somewhere between Quartz and Topaz))

I dunno about that, man. The Braves touched him up somethin’ fierce using just two-and-a-half foot poles.

That woman is exhibit A for what happens when you sell your soul to Milhouse for $5.

If we’re bringing this all back to the NES days, I think someone needs to pop Dame Lillard out of the system and blow into him.

Yes. And may the fleas of 1,000 camels infest each of them.

Los Gatos police

The best coverage of this is coming from the Star Phoenix - one set of parents lives a quarter mile away and got to the scene even before the volunteer fire crews.