This is exactly why I’ve never signed with the Yankees

I know it’s tough being a middle child.

I look forward to his apology press conference.

Thomas Jefferson must be rolling over in his slave.

Who’s a good boy?! The Retrievers are good boys! Good boys!

It’d be nice if someone fed this guy a few hooks.

I mean, I’ll take the 74 Argos fans left in the city over the thousands of performative Hipster doofuses at TFC games but sure.

The Leafs are good, the Raptors are good, the Argos are defending champs...it almost seems like things here are too good to be true and nothing can...

In fairness, they’re now free of the horror of having an effective black quarterback. They’re now free to draft a somewhat less effective but super scrappy white dude the fanbase can pin all their hopes on until week 5 or so when they realize he sucks.

pssst. he’s white

psst. he’s black.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Still closer to Ottawa than Kanata.

Welp, I’m in love with this woman.

Like most athletes who wind up in Sacremento, he was confused, upset, and looked for any way to get the hell out of there.

Did you miss the “Barstool” bit?

I think the erection they get holding a fully automatic assault rifle is around 30% more turgid than the one associated with its semi-automatic counterpart.

Detailed analysis of dong shots is just one of the many features that keeps readers returning to this site.

It’s racist and so are you.

sorry, bigoted. Feel better, snowflake?