“Lightweight” - Nate Newton

So, is there any sports program at Baylor that isn’t headed by a loathsome person?

So, is there any sports program at Baylor that isn’t headed by a loathsome person?

Higher-ups seeing someone working while a bunch of workers babble about Bachelorette roses can do wonders in making them realize your misanthropy can be a plus.

I’ve found the phrase “I only spend time with you because I’m paid. Why the fuck would I do it free?” stopped a lot of requests for any contact outside of the office.

Translation: This would not be a very long episode of Quincy.

SAD! Loser hospital! Should sell tickets. Should be an easy D!

Mission: Make me care about the goings-on during a Knicks game.

At least he was willing to engage in a mutually agreed upon transaction. That’s a step up for the program.

Not as high as when he agreed to the Knicks job.

Why do I imagine these guys, who engage in sexual content with their male teammates, would yell “FAGS” at two men they see holding hands? 

Just merge your racist uncle’s facebook rants with some random post on a Maple Leafs message board, and you’ve got a typical Cherry transcription.

Just merge your racist uncle’s facebook rants with some random post on a Maple Leafs message board, and you’ve got a typical Cherry transcription.

At least they were polite enough to ask. I hope they said please as well.

Way back in 1987, in 6th Grade, there was a student who I’ll call Cameron (since that was his name). Throughout the rest of elementary school, he was in the special classes. For some reason, he was deemed not special enough for those classes, and was moved to normal classes.

Way back in 1987, in 6th Grade, there was a student who I’ll call Cameron (since that was his name). Throughout the rest of elementary school, he was in the special classes. For some reason, he was deemed not special enough for those classes, and was moved to normal classes.

Up next, an actual piece of both cars! Gem Mint 10!

Looks like there’s finally something 12 inches long and dangling between Trump’s legs: David Graham’s necktie.

I’ll invite her to training camp anyhow. - Rex Ryan

Granit Xhaka is what you get when you set the Madden player name generator to ‘as obscure as possible’.