“That wasn’t a false alarm. It was the alternate alarm.” KellyAnne Conway

They might enjoy the visual of white people attacking each other (read: hooliganism) for a change.

I’m sure he would have booked a tag team match in that very ring later on tonight.

I heard her mom was so nasty, she didn’t want to play basketball herself since she didn’t believe in showering after only 4 periods.

There is this - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Basketball_League_of_Canada

I saw the avatar and assumed there would be Youppi content. Which also elicited a ‘please happen’ from me.

I saw the avatar and assumed there would be Youppi content. Which also elicited a ‘please happen’ from me.

He’s so baked, he thinks he’s at a Ghostface Killah show.

As a consolation prize, the youngster received a token for usage in the used panty vending machine outside the stadium.

I’m sure he’ll land on his feet, or at least on his wife’s.

I’m sure he’ll land on his feet, or at least on his wife’s.

That would still be an improvement on their 6-3 classic.

Or to a Mike Bullard, who is about as funny as a traffic obstruction.

Only one person yelling “World Star!”? Not that impressive of a brawl, people.

Producing the box score for this game will now qualify for a math degree at both schools.

I still like this found footage series better than the Paranormal Activity franchise.

I blame economic anxiety.

It his special ‘indoor’ helmet that the people at the home let him wear on important occasions.