Forget about the ref. Given the shakiness of the video, I’d be more concerned about the suspension of the car from which it was filmed.

Thanks Echo

For sale: plus one. Never used.

Older Brother (today): [makes nice one-handed catch of the ball]
Veterinarian (tomorrow): [makes nice one-handed catch of the balls]

OK thanks for clarifying

I did already. Did you think I was still typing this, live?

George W. Bush: [sits in grade school classroom]
Aide: [tells him 9/11 happened]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [wonders why it was a day earlier than planned]
Baseball Player: [slams pie in Bush’s face]

“Athlete 1” is described in an email as “the [NFL team’s] best player” after an unnamed quarterback

There’s nothing in the rule book that says you can’t bone Air Bud.
[tosses Air Bud a delicious bone]

His ashes were scattered in the infield and ended up in the parking lot.

knock knock

Oh, you mean how like better gun control and a change to the gun culture that permeates much of America could probably lead to a considerable decrease in incidents such as this one, and also the many mass shootings that have elicited considerable news coverage? I agree, that if those changes - not merely legislative,…

To make things worse, now Jim Carrey thinks he’s going to get autism.

Looks like there are race relations problems in France too.

+1

+1

Looks like football has the same unwritten rule as baseball: if someone gets in your face, you drill the pitcher.

He’s called Arziona Copley now.

Looks like he plans to spend his retirement years browsing the net.

Holy shit. What are the odds of finding two disheveled white guys with beards in Arizona?