‘Cause nothin’ lasts forever
Even old Lorenzo Cain

the best kind of funny

I reached out to Antonio Brown for comment, but succeeded only in getting my arm wet in the toilet.

They say it’s what you make
I say it’s up to fate
It’s woven in my soul
I can’t kick a field goal

The crowd was calmed when it was announced that the shots had been taken by Kyle Lowry and accordingly had no chance of hitting their target.

When asked how this could have happened, Godwin noted that there was no sense in looking back.

Wow, choosing this week to decrease their social media profile? These guys don’t have an original bone in their body.

what kind of world are we living in when even lawyers cant agree on something

I still think of this. I’m thinking about it right now.

Rock-paper-scissors has no place in an organized league setting.

When it comes to a career total of wins, 69 sounds awesome in theory but then you do it and realize it actually sucks.

If they want me to forget, they better get me to play in the NFL.

fuck you tim

This probably won’t really hurt CSE in any way, seeing that all of Wood’s clients were all washed up.

It’s nice to see Bills fans support people who aren’t bills fans.

my family read your comment and they are offended

Seems particularly tasteless to highlight his familiarity with the long fly.

did you get that fixed yet

Looks like his knee also left in tears.

It’s always nice to see someone uncut down their personal best.