Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric

Verne Lundquist Taking A Basketball Square In The Face

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

This is awful. But if anyone can come back from this, it’s this guy.

I propose MLB use wins to determine home-field advantage in the playoffs so this doesn’t happen again.

There’s no respect any more for being straight and white in this country.

This happened because he took his manager’s advice.

It’s not my place to say if it does that or not. I haven’t read the literature

If any amateur lip-readers out there can figure out what Smith thought of Nelson, we’d love to know.

3,000 miles away, yet still the closest he’s come to a champion sheep.

A friend of mine was driving back to NE Iowa from his parents’ cabin in Minnesota.

Even now at times, I feel he gets too leaden-footed.

Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?

Man, this is so much cooler than when Jack Johnson’s parents stole my kid’s piggy bank.

I call bullshit on this. No way Rob can fit his way through that door, even if there isn’t a car in there.

Buddy of mine jumped the rails for a while....got arrested. Not for the trains thing....turns out he sold crude pornographic drawings of the Tomb Raider to kids from here to Wichita. I guess he’s dead now. I think of him every time a train goes by.

citizen at town meeting: [pointing] EMINEM WITH TUBERCULOSIS IS RIGHT

I don't usually enjoy this kind of light-hearted humor, but +1