everybody took off early for canada day

The problem can be explained by the fact that the original story had a typo. Christie actually blew a MetLife vendor with $82,594.

I guess Blackhawk fans will be...

For all of you that are asking why this is news, remember that Michael Sam is the first athlete to have openly left sports for two weeks to deal with a personal matter, and that in and of itself is pretty groundbreaking.

Sure, it looks bad, but the video actually contains a good O. Munn.

Pretty impressive, but not a record until he gets to 33 1/3 rpm.

Dave Warner: “Where the hell is the guy that was supposed to alert me to impending attacks?”
Dave warner: [lying in a bloody pulp after being beaten by Jerome Townsend]

You knew - you just knew - that as soon as those goddamn progressives got their way with gay marriage that random people would start appearing on TV. It’s a slippery fucking slope, I tell you.

Goddamn this is a great comment. Good goddamn

Totally Agenda-Less Husband: Today’s Not Our Anniversary, Is It?

+1

Chad Curtis had the previous baseball record, having eaten 15 on five occasions.

It’s nice to see women achieving equality in being assholes online.

Not sure why they’re celebrating like it’s a touchdown when it’s only 1st and 10 from the Eric yard line.

I recognize that. It’s part of the motivation behind why I suggested it in the first place. I mean, I don’t know you. I don’t know where you live. However, over the years of visiting this website, I have found your comments to be extraordinarily whiny and annoying in tone. And, while I recognize that taste is…

I really would like to push you down a flight of stairs.

This comment is, pretty much literally, better than necessary.

He will not, however, give up his superstition of not drinking water during games.

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Lazarus: “Cut off your hair.”
Samson: “No. Fuck off.”
Lazarus: [dies]
Jesus: “I’m not touching this one.”