Yeah, but Madonna’s American Pie cover was shit.

+1

I’m pretty sure the death of that child’s future began at conception.

Kevin Jepsen tried to blow Archer a kiss but blew a save instead.

this guy gets it

I tried but the paper that I printed your posts on tastes bad

Long time listener, first time caller: fuck you

These Are The Letters You Get When You Own An NFL Team

The most impressive part was watching Christie turn a 42-54-62 double play.

Holy shit. +1

Hey, you gotta admit a 6.70 ERA is pretty good for 11 runs in an inning.

Thanks. Kindly forward this comment to 1996 me.

One of my best friends in high school was Romanian. His family emigrated when he was 9, just before the revolution.

fuck off ray

actually i dont know anything about soccer rules

What an idiot. He’s allowed to use his hands.

Man, think of how much farther a DH would have hit that.

[looks over visa]
[doesn’t recognize name]
[shrugs shoulders]

+1

+1