Moron. +1

Bedard: "Weren't you pissed off?"
Cabbie: "Quite the opposite, in fact."

+1

The real problem with Tomsula is that his description of Kaepernick was also intended as a food metaphor.

[meh]

Unfortunately, Plea Deal is actually the name of one of his victims.

Hey, they should call this guy James Vivre!

its funny because of the pronunciation thing

Who the fuck is surprised that a woman named Eileen would only fill out the first leg?

wow, i guess you could say i "dropped the ball" on that one, just like the holder sometimes does on a punt attempt

wide right

If it's any consolation to Yanick Moreira, based on his ability to lose a game with bad goaltending, he's just been drafted by the Philadelphia Flyers.

+1

He died doing what he loved: dying in agony.

A double meaning with humourous intent? That certainly doesn't sound like the Deadspin comments to me.

I, for one, see nothing wrong with the Patriot Act that would increase video surveillance of everything.

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a mere flex of his left delts sends an Exeter defender flying back as if he'd been yanked away by a Vaudeville hook

Idiot

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