Woman: [hears an argument about the amount of money professional athletes are paid for signing with a professional team]
Woman: [hears a struggle between two idiots]
Woman: [yells at husband to turn off that damn sports radio show]

"Commando? Not interested."

Usually when there's an attempted Muhammad dunk that results in a different outcome than expected, the CIA gets criticized a decade later.

Experts speculate that Mike Piazza would have made it in were it not for his unflattering nickname, the Big Question Mark.

[sings O Canada]

+1

Jesus. +1

Yannuzzi added that Suarez was known to have a quick temper, saying "he's always been a little short."

This is just a result of Dan Snyder's promise that if the Redskins went 4-12, he'd put an asshole on the radio.

More importantly, does Ernie Els know that the left side of his face appears to be starting to fucking melt?

Actually, it's pretty common for these kinds of shirts to get donated to third-world states, where issues such as mass corruption and excessive police force run rampant.

A true Jets fan keeps on fighting, even when the chips are down.

"There's no way it's six million."

No, not today.

Still, the vast majority of the Bears remain confused and uncomfortable simply due to repeated head trauma.

no no

Don't do it! It's a trap!

Bad news for all you Patriots fans out there who were thinking, "I would like to attend the Aaron Hernandez murder trial and also let everyone know that I am a big shithead,"

+1, I guess

Actually, the idea of hosting a private party there sounds pretty good if you're looking for a place where the authorities will turn a blind eye to rampant drug use.