Why would we care what a marijuana cigarette has to say about this?

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What this clip doesn't show you was the referee mocking Sergio's family just beforehand, so the player was just defending their honour. He did it for the Llulls.

It's not like they couldn't have seen this coming; his nationality is a huge red flag.

Unfortunately, his mugshot was taken moments after Emmitt Smith circumcised him.

We don't joke around here in the comments of deadspin dot com.

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Idiots. It's spelled "loser".

Bettman: So is this going to be on ESPN and stuff?
Det. J. Faroni: I'm not even talking about ESPN anymore.

Keep trying, folks. You've almost got the Hengjavik.

[bad]

You know, they might have a point.

Idiot. +1

Because it uses small words, and few of them.

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Nothing like some good harmless fun. Nobody in history has ever been harmed as a result of infuriating Cain before heading out to the field.

McCoy: [throws three TDs against Dallas]
Fans: [co-opt a hockey tradition by tossing their hats on the field]
McCoy: [murders field]

Cop: "Do you feel lucky, punk?"
Horse: [wears shoes]

How else will the receiver know to run the slant route?