Yeah, here's another tape Goodell probably shouldn't watch.

If there's anything I've learned, it's that nobody gets their fucking picks in on time by Friday.

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Very high, no doubt.

Chris Kluwe?

The call was quite different on Fox Deports, where the announcer just wondered aloud why "so many Mexicans are playing".

Fuck you, Wolf.

The coach is one to talk. Just last game, he pulled the goalie.

Flames Fight Fire With Firing

Uh, any amount of seconds can be described as "milliseconds" if you know enough math

Thank God. I was beginning to worry that he wouldn't face proportionate justice.

Not much man what's raw with you

What's rawdog?

+1

His specialty is the Statue of Liberty play, where he has sex with the Statue of Liberty.

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You don't need to use the euphemism "possibly accepting extra benefits for his likeness". You can just call it sexual assault.

His source is just some moron peeing on his leg.

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You go ahead and try to make Scorch out like some kind of monster, but you're ignoring the fact that the firefighter didn't rescue a single survivor in his nineteen straight days combing through the rubble at Ground Zero.