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Float like a butterfly, sing, like, a B7.

This guy is actually really famous, and goes by his nickname, Staff Jackson.

When you step inside the place that the ply their trade, you are immediately overwhelmed by your surroundings. You know instinctively that woven into the very fabric of the walls is something more than just an everyday experience; it is a place that embodies tradition - even religion. While the faces may change from

You sound like someone who does not respond to emotional cues in human social interactions, because you may not pay attention to the social cues that others typically notice.

Probably nobody will believe me but I agree that their actions are disgusting. I don't hope that they get what's coming to them, though, because Republican party policy wonks actually make a lot of money.

Many teenagers with autism-spectrum disorder have difficulty paying attention for prolonged periods of time, so it's uplifting to these kids help Austin identify goals and stick to them.

This is fucking bush league shit, guys. I was really not hoping to have to click ANOTHER time to find out about the 1980 John Zorn album.

"She's at the 50! She's at the 40! She's at the hospital!"

Oh, sorry, I thought this was the post where we were supposed to pick a random number between 1 and 100.

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I'm just saying there are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and status: dicks.

This was an inevitable result of the decline of steroid use.

Yes.

Well, sure, he had an easy mnemonic, because the Oilers' first line is three boobs.

[meh]

Also, the joke is about how the toilets in Oakland overflow a lot.

First down: many drinks
Second down: pants
Third down: underwear
Fourth: & inches

On the plus side for Shelby, he has been promoted to the hands team.

No, that would be a stupid thing to say.