The shit would have really hit the fan if this had happened in Oakland.

+1

This led to an embarrassing situation where the local newspaper ran a photo of Subban's game-worn underwear with the caption "dark in the middle".

+1

You can make fun of Ned Yost's stubbornness on pitching changes, and the futility of the Royals' propensity for bunting, but this is a team...

+1

That's not ironic in the least.

[blows a fourteen]
[goes to jail]

Eric Berry: [reflexively expunges all traces of THC from his body]

If you ask me, he was Dunn a long time ago.

Fauria: [tries to teach Lil' Rufio to heel]
Fauria: [ruptures his fucking Achilles]

Jerry Jones is just hoping to dick Tracy.

Most pools are full of idiots anyway.

Strange, usually testing their piss is more accurate.

I bet the NFL only has a Band-Aid solution for this, which is helpful, because they're the only ones left who will sponsor Vikings games.

[beaten to the punch, by marmol of all people]

Idiot. +1

/dying

If the players are having trouble with tablets, they should probably just stick to the injections they're used to.