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You fucking moron. +1

this is unheard of

"Looks more like a drinking fountain to m-" [gets hit by rolled-up newspaper]

Yeah, but the putt was for a 6.

Or you could go to church, you heathens.

what the fuck

+1

Lucky break that you were on the shitter, then.

Sorry I've got to spell this out for you, but it was a damn joke.

This is unfair. The Vikings' numbers are inflated thanks to the "Cardiac" column.

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This is disgraceful. It was Patriot Day yesterday. Veterans Day is in November.

/dying

[The Amazing Sneijderman BRUTALIZES DougExeter]

"I'm a fucking asshole."

Between this and some other recent events, I'm starting to have minor doubts about Roger Goodell's abilities.

The bear is also prudent. You should always be wary of red flags.

BREAKING: the NFL has hastily and retroactively promoted Cardinals linebacker John Abraham to executive.

+1

I kind of think our treatment of Aboriginal people is pretty shameful, but to each their own.