Yeah, sometimes Canadian TV does flip out a bit. Usually you just have to bang on the top of the set and it goes back to normal.

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Your Server was Robbed

Hart and Johnson are expected to receive five years each, but won't be released from prison until the first whistle after that.

These apologies would seem more sincere if Pizza didn't already have a history of domestic violence, which has led to copycat crimes being committed by the Moon.

It was quite the scare for the ball too. It almost got MS.

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Janay Rice says she deeply regrets how long it took to delete the tweet.

However, for the tenth year in a row, the most common thing a fantasy football owner is called is "dangerously overweight".

After his arrest, Rich told the press that he feels really bad about the arrest, as it's resulted in him getting fired from his day job of responding to my Deadspin comments.

Me: [reads Burneko article about Cincinnati chili]

Taylor said one person charged him and took a swing at him.

Uh, hell is actually quite hot

I hope that public obscenity laws result in the perpetrator of this ending up in the dink.

Wow, tough break for Coach MacEnroe there.

Stupid cheap-ass bear didn't even donate the $10.

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