That's Benson, in the wheelchair, breaking down

getting right boffed by the bonnet of a lorry

Side effects of amphetamine use include gritty discharge in the urine.

Holy shit. +1

What's amazing is that John died from a gunshot wound of the head caused by a shotgun. Investigation to that point had revealed that he had jumped from the top of a ten story building with the intent to commit suicide. (He left a note indicating his despondency.) As he passed the 9th floor on the way down, his life…

At least their urine tests were clean.

Raysism: [passes out]

Well, at least his ankles are OK, then.

Money actually hasn't changed Riley. He's just as frugal as ever. The reason he hasn't responded is because he knows it costs extra to text Mexico.

It's never too late to introduce math concepts in football. For instance, the NFL Discipline Committee is still trying to figure out "greater than/less than".

/dying

Hey, you do what you have to do if you wanna pledge at CTE.

+1

ESPN sure has been desperate to report on any excessive contact between players.

Idiot. +1

Missed this the first time around. +1

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

Missing: "No angel"

+1

He had a clinical finish.