Man, it's really disgusting to see a system where ordinary Americans each give a small amount of money to an authority figure with a history of killing people whose skin color just happens to be a darker shade than white, but, on the other hand, the U.S. Army isn't funding itself.

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+1

Ouch. +1

At least he died as he lived.

Yeah, but think of how fuckin' good the speech would have been if they'd won.

I don't get it.

Things would have gone differently if the kids had stolen his property for sale on the black market. Officers would have shot the market.

Jesus. +1

Some shit appears to be going down at Notre Dame.

The difference between this manly sport and a pussy sport like steeplechase is if you take off your shirt while competing here, you're going to keep the metal for the rest of your life.

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He really does it to fend off the slurs hurled at him by his rival, Trey Urugay.

Person responsible for entering competitors' names on the screen: [mashes keyboard in astonishment]

She's gonna look really stupid calling herself "Owner Emeritus, 3 championship rings" and "Clipper's Number 1 Fan, 3 championship rings", though.

Jamie Moyer fell victim to a similar miscommunication when a dot was mistaken for a dash.

It's nice to see that TMZ is finally learning a thing or two about journalistic discretion and giving people false names to protect their anonymity.

[beaten to the bad joke]

If I know anything about hockey, the only person who'll be prosecuted following the uploading of a video entitled "16 year old girl Bates" is Gary Glitter.