What's lower than "moron"? +1

Referee: [decides to give a red card]

If it could shorten a career one day, is it really so big of a problem?

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Even if the throw had been late, it still looks like the third baseman beat him to the bag.

May the ESPN-Star Wars tie-ins live long and prosper.

There was something lost in translation: he actually said he was listening to Tori Amos.

To be fair, it was a Trader Joe's.

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I have a video of Johnny Manziel watching Jeopardy! at home. It's only Double Jeopardy and Final Jeopardy. He gets every question wrong in Double Jeopardy, but then gets Final Jeopardy right, even though all the contestants get it wrong. How much?

After confirming that he is both about to become a pro athlete and recently punched a teen, police have charged Hairston with two counts of making middle-aged guys jealous.

I hate those too

Unfortunately for this club, Suarez has already accepted an offer to play unrecognized football, having signed with the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Pictured: The answer to the joke. One. It takes one LeBron James. To screw in a lightbulb. One.

Yes, Tom has the "correct" one.

And to think they laughed at the players' lawyers for insisting that the national anthem be played throughout negotiations.

It's nice to finally see a bunch of Europeans rip something from the hands of an African nation for a change.

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