Very late +1

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At least they won't feel the probe.

Uh, I live in Canada, moron.

Yes, it's almost as though my comment was precisely engineered to highlight the hypocrisy of those who earnestly abide by the positions therein. Almost.

Here in AMERICA, she's called "Lucy 51".

If you don't think that Obama is personally responsible for the decision involving the US Patent and Trademarks Office, as well as ESPN's broadcasting choices, and also Benghazi, then I think you are underestimating the superhuman powers that the far right seem to have ascribed to him.

I really wish the government would get out of sports by not forcing the Redskins to change their name, but also stay involved in sports by keeping gay people out.

Idiot. +1

The first rule of Skydiving Fight Club is no ground and pound.

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Yeah, well, the joke's on the prison guards. The guy they arrested for throwing the ball contains even more heroin, marijuana, tobacco, and cell phones.

You'd have thought Tony could have taken a lesson from his numbers and never dipped.

Moron. +1

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Fortunately, the period is not on.

It's an improvement over the old "forced donation" program.

This is totally fake. If she was really in Australia, she'd have spun the other way.

"You haven't heard our side of the story yet," responded a Dolphins spokesperson, "we really fucking hate people with cystic fibrosis."

goddammit