Dave Grohl filming his own HBO series

McIlroy stated that the reason for the breakup was "irreconcilable differences about how long it takes to tell a goddamn joke."

To be fair, he didn't say where she had the knife.

Dany Heatley: [loses control of his car trying to read the messages while going 120 MPH on ice]

Idiot. +1

Players, at practice: "Coach Symington, you're working us too hard!"

"The fucking mini piano player is the least of my worries! Have you seen how fucking awful my hair is??!!"

Behind
Every
Nation's
Government
Hides
A
Zealous
Islamist

+1

Oh? Who's that?

+1

Cut Rovell some slack. He's used to trusting official-looking documents that are plainly full of shit.

Replying to this so as not to spoil anything. That was awesome.

If only he'd killed one more person, then the city of Boston could have really used him as a rallying point.

Why do they need droves in the first place????

Both Team's Managers: "Guys! Hit the gr- oh."

Holder was unable to attend the hearing because she was pushed out of the courtroom by the real victims: white guys who want to defend Donald Sterling as a result of this somehow.

*seriously

David McCarthy is a junior cyclist who learned a valuable lesson while attending the Giro d'Italia in Dublin

We all thought: This is a great, emotional, historic moment. Let it go.