The only dis-cushion I will have with you is me mocking your ratty-ass couch you son of a bitch.

that is bull crap

RMJ, I'm trying to have a serious discussion here, and I'd thank you not to derail it.

Like most champion athletes, the world's elite RPS players don't have sex ever before competitions.

+1

Clearly his off-season training is going well, as now he's only dropping bills.

This is magnificent. +1

yeah you deadspin assholes quit following up on major stories

He has the right to (have a barbed wire tattoo on his) bear arms.

[takes drastic measures to remove cancer]

[carefully holds credit card in pocket until I confirm that they won't use Kinja]

Having someone track down you floating missus isn't just for the super-rich. I mean, Robert Wagner had one.

Everyone is talking about Sterling's disturbing behavior these days, but wouldn't you want to get inside the guy's head for just a few minutes, for autopsy purposes?

SONOFA

You're still on about this?

Pit bull: [runs on to the playing area]

This is great. +1

Dammit cobra I need this

Donald Sterling is fine with this, as long as all of the voters are properly ID'd. You know, to prevent rampant voter fraud.

That's not true. I'm also on drugs.