Since Splinter’s editors and writers basically live on Twitter, it has turned their brains into milkshakes.

I’m no McCain fan, but way Graham flipped to being Trump’s best butt buddy before rigor mortis had even set in is pretty damn reprehensible.

It’s simply a giant “fuck you/middle finger” to Trump.

Wait. You guys aren’t even going to acknowledge this was some James O’Keefe style fuckery?

He looks like if Terry Richardson got hit with an Abercrombie stick.

Jesus CHRIST, AVClub. In discussing a film about revenge, Liam Neeson actually-gasp-DISCUSSES THE SUBSTANCE of a film rather than burble some reheated pablum about his co-stars, and relates an extremely dark anecdote from his own life that is relevant to the subject. He clearly knows he was wrong, he clearly knows…

I dunno...I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, that a 65 year old man from an exurb of Belfast had, at some indeterminate point in the past, problematic views on race!

Yes, Senator Warren has some Native AMerican DNA. Next question.

Those ten Democrats who said they would vote against her are all to her right, and I don’t think the caucus will stand for a more centrist Speaker at this point. Maybe that’s wishful thinking, but we’ll see. I think the ten Democrats will fall in line once no alternative emerges. It’s also quite possible that they’re…

Lol, she uses words like bipartisanship while also openly discussing which one of Trumps scandals they will start with.

I don’t give a shit if she’s unpopular. She just orchestrated one of the smartest sets Congressional races I’ve ever seen. They used targeted polling to laser focus on the issues, she had the campaigns not reacting to trump. She knew of and didn’t give a shit about candidates using her as a boogie man bad guy to…

So this is what Splinter deems as meaningful commenting? Got it.

I know for a lot of people here this was just a nebulous vote on the ‘oh maybe the Democrats can take the Senate’ list who is - gasp - a moderate, but this was (oddly enough) the individual race I cared most about.

Maybe he’s been standing in a trench this whole time. This must be his first time acting out of a trench. He’s played Napoleon Bonaparte in a trench, Alexander Fleming in a furrow, Galileo in a groove and Jesus Christ in a geological syncline.....

The worst I ever had to deal with during those aforementioned summers was ... I went into turn a place and the back door walked into the kitchen.

Can we please, please stop repeating the chestnut that polling doesn’t mean anything? Trump’s win was within the margin of error. The polls weren’t wrong.

and it’s wild that people would want him to share those funds with more vulnerable Democrats like, say, West Virginia’s Joe Manchin, who just voted with the Republicans to confirm Brett Kavanaugh.

“chest-beating-red-to-purple state”???

Look, I warned you guys. Feel free to pull a Jezebel and banhammer me but I made a promise and I fucking keep my promises.

You know which sitcom aged realllllly poorly in a short period of time? How I Met Your Mother.