Remember the “Naked Man”? That was straight up sexual assault.

Nixon was forced into almost every progressive accomplishment of his administration by a large and powerful Democratic congress.

I’ve had good bosses and some incompetent ones, but no one truly terrible. I’m a boss right now and I’m trying for “befuddled but respectful”.

Dr. Phil accused of being cool.

Come on now, some are just extremely, incurably, unbelievably, sadly, “how can this fuck function?”, stupid.

Nutsacks.

Somebody, please ungrey me. I’ll suck your dick!

I can’t say that’s much of a shock. The real crime is the “bruschetta” at his Port Chester restaurant. I hope you go to prison for a long time for that Malta Mario. A long time.

Holy shit, that better come with a 65 dollar bill.

If I see an actor’s name in a headline these days I just automatically assume they’ve been assaulted or have just been accused of being assaulted.

Also, she’s the star of a pretty good series of jokes from Mulaney in his last standup. What have those twitterers ever done?

For a second I thought Depp was playing Poirot and I almost had a heart attack.

Fascinating.

Peanuts?

Bernie Sanders inspired far few voters than Clinton did.

Clinton doesn’t live in NYC.

Mother fucker ate Kale. Kale!

Woof.

So while everyone re-litigates the last election without any new insight and certainly with no actual solutions do they realize there is an electoral campaign under way now, next year, the year after and every year that is basically just as important as the Presidency? We have Senate, Governor, house, legislature,…

If people just ate the curated Andes’ grass I sell on my site for $29.95 a pouch, they’d be so much smarter.