Good. She has the right to be self indulgent.

I stole a coffee mug from a communal coffee mug cabinet in my former office. It may have been on my last day.

splitsies?

gimme

My dog had to wear an immobilization collar for one week. She did the same thing. Not stoned, just pissed.

"If I stay REAL still this'll just go away, right? Let's try it..."

Oh, I'm not of the Divine 9. For one, I was a poor in college. I also had a spirit which would not allow me to pledge any sorority without knocking someone out. So, I respectfully kept my distance except for parties and step shows. lol

Yeah... Historically Black sororities are different. Very different.

These are Historically Black sororities...theres a whole different set of issues with them. White privilege and everything else that followed your sentence ain't applicable

I got u, gurl

Just when I think I'm out, he pulls me right back in.

BRB fangirling and have to step away from all the sexy.

Gonna put this here for anyone who needs it:

I genuinely love the fact that in the UK, "Simple as." is a perfectly reasonable, logical sentence all on its own.

Right? He's sort of snickering and yet end ups moving away, folding in on himself — all the body language of someone who's just been righteously whapped on the nose with a newspaper.

It's heartbreaking, isn't it? I have a 12-year son (white) and I know that he will likely be OK but my AA friends can't say the same and I can't fathom that. It's awful. Awful.

Yeah, for fucking real. A real way to keep kids from being shot is to hire and train officers who don't have a history of emotional problems and being released from police departments only 6 months from joining them.

It makes sense that an institution with a history of telling women how to not get themselves raped would now start telling black kids how to not get themselves shot.

describing Robin Thicke as "the human version of a white leather couch" just made my week. I like to think of him, along with Adam Levine and John Mayer, as part of this three-piece set:

She's also not doing all the dancing and running around Taylor was doing.