I had to Google "Britisher" because I didn't think it was a real word.

He looks delighted by his kid.

Hate her or love her, (and yes, blah blah blah we know a lot of you hate her)

The Read will be good this week.

He's totally like "Hey did anyone else see how adorable my baby is or was I the only one?"

omg jay-z's face in that last vine. that whole thing is priceless.

Not according to my instrumentation. Maximum cute level attained.

I am really sorry to interrupt your very valid point but could she be ANY cuter?

I commented on another site that I think this app is a terrible idea, because what's to stop someone like an angry ex or an ex of an ex from doing this. Or hell, even an abusive spouse? There are just some things people shouldn't have the power to do with an app.

Or given her a "TOWANDA!"

"We've done everything we can to demonstrate a remarkable amount of restraint."

It must be terrible for black parents to have to tell their children "Even if you're unarmed, even if you're well-behaved, even if you do everything right, there is still a chance that a white police officer will murder you in the street with your hands up."

The craziest thing to me in the aftermath of these killings is how accepting most people are of the militarization of the police. I fully expect that when video footage is found (dashcam or otherwise), Mike Brown will have done nothing that could warrant a reaction with fatal force, but people will still look and…

6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

I'm here in the comments to meet and greet all the people who want to tell me that this is "probably fake" or give me lengthy lessons on "how space travel doesn't work that way." I am here for you guys.

Plus, feeding your kid Burger King proves you are a shitty parent to begin with.

I have a 5 year old who I have taken for fast food probably about 8 times in her entire life. I don't give a damn if you think I'm a shitty parent but you sound like an asshole.

Please, no editing after the fact. You said taking your kid to BK is proof of bad parenting. Also, why do you get to decide if poor people get dessert? Are you the Poverty Czar now? Dictating the foodstuffs available to poor people? "No spices, you low down dirty lazy slobs, plain white rice for you until you can…

I have two problems with this thing becoming a viral phenomenon:

Because getting old is scary in an industry that values youth, probably.