Hmmm... could there be any other reason why black people didn't have jobs at NASA in 1969? A real head-scratcher, that one!

No, you hate Google for that. Upworthy and Buzzfeed are just the ones who play Google's game really well. And jeeeeeeez. It's a puppy post. I thought it was a funny headline. Now I will go have a sad. :(

"You'll Never Guess What This Blogger Did When She Found Out A Commenter Didn't Like Her Headline!"

Record album AND music videos. Which require more people, time and locations than just studio space.

That seems like such a credible source! Let's publish it!

Don't worry. Its only temporary. #Money

I was thinking the same thing. Like, seriously, this woman recorded a whole album without the world knowing, are we really supposed to believe she couldn't go apartment shopping without the world knowing if she really, really wanted to?

Reminds me of media witch hunt on Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey marriage. Tabloids would not let it fucking go until they divorced. Fucking vultures.

i really hope they are just trying to find the perfect location to make the most epic ball pit for north and blue

Sad Jay-Z is sad.

And a partridge. In a pear tree.

And a nanny. And several hidden cameras.

And a housekeeper.

You know that EVERY SINGLE ONE of these dragons has at least two kids, a stay at home wife, and a mistress.

My main takeaways:

Berger was a tool. Even before the Post-It.

They are people trying to do a job and provide a product which millions of people want.

Fifty dollars? For nail polish? And once it's on, the only way someone would know is if you told them?

Papa Johns is literally the worst pizza ever. I rather have 99 cent frozen pizza, at least it's honest. You don't know how happy it makes me that you agree.

The "Not Rape" titty shot is classy and does not scream "I am desperate for attention" at all.

Be Ben Stein's Honey!